This morning is completely bonkers. Everything that happened is just wild. I don't even know what to say.
This whole situation has left me feeling flabbergasted. Let me take a breath to absorb this.
It’s like something out of a TV show. I just still can't believe it.
Can You Comprehend This?
You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I saw a monkey wearing a glasses. It looked totally normal. You might say it was the most peculiar thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!
Honestly You Don't Wrap My Head Around This!
Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This can't be real, right?
- I'm shocked
- There has to be an explanation
- Help me out here
You Won't Believe What Happened
Well, this is true, you won't think what just happened. I was website walking down the street out of nowhere this massive bird came out of a tree. It was carrying a tiny hat! Seriously. Then it ran away for a moment, flew up into the sky. I am so confused by what I just saw.
Unbelievable! completely shocking
Can you believe this? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I swear this is {thereality. This story appears to be so outrageous, I almost think it's . true.
- Possibly it was a dream? {I just can'tmake sense of this.
Unbelievable!
This story is absolutely ridiculous. I can't understand what we've just experienced. It's like a bad joke. Reality has been bent.
- Am I dreaming?
- I need to pinch myself
{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This changes everything.